A.
I want Xzibit to be writing this poem.
He knows me better than I do. I want Xzibit
to decorate my house. I want him to hide weed
in my cabinets for me or the cops to find later.
I want LCD screens on every single surface
so I don't have to be bored or think ever.
If Xzibit was writing this poem it would
be blinking and entertain those between
12-15. It would be totally West Coast.
But I am writing this poem and decorating
my house and there is a usual number
of LCD screens and no weed and my house
is not for the children even if it is East Coast like Wu.
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erica yeager is a pseudonym but we won't tell you who is really behind this beautiful poem.