I LOVE YOU BUT I AM AFRAID OF WHAT YOU WILL DO WITH MY BODY AFTER I AM DEAD
She said have you ever sucked
on somebody’s amniotic sacs?
She said have you ever eaten out a
fistula and then kissed someone
so their own enzymes mingle
with your combined salivas?
No I said.
I was fellating her udders.
She said what’s wrong?
I said I love you but I am afraid
of what you will do with my body
after I’m dead.
She said why?
I said can you promise me something?
Yes she said.
I said let me rot
in the sun for three days
then bury me deeply,
piling heavy rocks on top.
Okay she said.
She said I love you too.
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